There was a comedian some 20 years ago or more now, named John Williams who, during one of his live albums, did the same thing to a guy.  You couldn't hear the guy he called out, which makes me think this might've been a plant, but anyway…

I'm going to start wounding you now.  I'm not sure when I'll stop.

Dammit, boy.

Basically, yeah.  Most people's jokes, including yours, aren't funny, and those that *are* funny were told better, previously, by a stand-up comedian.

@avclub-c8245970f4b8928346f669bf62dbc288:disqus  Well, they can.. I mean, shit, Lovecraft and Chambers had that shit on lock-down in the first half of the century.

That is wrong in every possible way.

Not black… "blick".

Why would they do that?  BC has the best weed on the goddamned planet.

Funny thing… most of The Cure's songs are about break-ups and the like, yet Robert Smith has been happily married for like 25 years.

It's called "Texas Chainsaw 3D" for a fuckin' reason, you know?

That's not really as difficult as you make it sound. Noodles, in a bag, aren't at all soft.

@avclub-bc011d00bcc91da3b8b3cb43ca0bcd73:disqus PG13 ratings for every goddamned Horror and Action movie is what happened.  While I am not particularly nostalgic for the Regan era, the action and horror movies, where you knew you were going to get mindless violence and gratuitous sex… *that* is some 1980s shit we need…

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Uh… I think you mean the now-defunct (?) WWF.

Did you just start reading these, like, last week?

Did you just start reading these, like, last week?

I'm not sure you know what the fuck you are talking about.

Yeah, it did… but, concurrently with reading Lone Wolf, I was playing D&D after school and thus had been introduced to the novel idea of ten-sided dice.

Dude? Are you hiding in a closet with a chainsaw, dude?

To be fair though, some of those "Fighting Fantasy" books… specifically the 97 bazillion"Lone Wolf" books… were right up my alley back in the short times.