I used to be an all-caps AV Club commenter like you…

I used to be an all-caps AV Club commenter like you…

If you want something to go faster, paint it red.

If you want something to go faster, paint it red.

We have a bunch of troglodytes right here in America who believe that, just as we have a bunch of troglodytes right here in America who believe that their gods *are* money.

We have a bunch of troglodytes right here in America who believe that, just as we have a bunch of troglodytes right here in America who believe that their gods *are* money.

Yes.

Yes.

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Yes.

Yes.

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There's also, uh, an architect… and a plumber?  Well, anyway, they both had PhD's.

There's also, uh, an architect… and a plumber?  Well, anyway, they both had PhD's.

Wolves aren't actually alive, they're malignant spirits who have risen from the underworld and assumed a mortal form.

Wolves aren't actually alive, they're malignant spirits who have risen from the underworld and assumed a mortal form.

That the one with the ass-weasels from outer space?

That the one with the ass-weasels from outer space?