Who is 'Whitney'?

Indeed.

How did you know?

Why wouldn't it?

I don't hate him.  I just don't like him.

What is 'eye black'?

Indeed.

I heard that.

Indeed.

This surely is unexpected news.

I only hope that I can live up to your expectations, @avclub-6b8aa777ed70e7f15a45947a0f0c5986:disqus

One can only hope to be so lucky.

Is there a greater concern?

*sniff* I have a cold *sniff*

What is a 'Weeknd?'

Nothing brings me greater joy.

You're welcome.

It is.

Pray tell, what is a 'me'?

You are very well placed if you are ever in trouble with the law.