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NY Times

NY Times

So how many AV Clubbers emailed him about Spider-Man?

So how many AV Clubbers emailed him about Spider-Man?

Emperor Obomber & the Get Fresh Krew

Emperor Obomber & the Get Fresh Krew

He's good. He makes good music most of the time.

He's good. He makes good music most of the time.

I've been boycotting it my whole life.

I've been boycotting it my whole life.

Yes, I am very tense and clenched and yes this argument is totally about how your heart doesn't bleed enough to meet my personal standards. Fine, whatever. Lets grab a soda and watch this: 
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Yes, I am very tense and clenched and yes this argument is totally about how your heart doesn't bleed enough to meet my personal standards. Fine, whatever. Lets grab a soda and watch this: 
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

*arches eyebrow*

*arches eyebrow*

*pats gee-man on the head*

*pats gee-man on the head*

That rare condition of his just makes him super sensitive to this issue you guys and how can you blame him. He sweats bullets.

That rare condition of his just makes him super sensitive to this issue you guys and how can you blame him. He sweats bullets.

Ha, best part: