I recall reading a Substitute story with an unfortunate known as Infectious Lass. If Harris' emergency was a need for slow genocide, I do see how she could be helpful.

So….zombie dogs, then? Or are they time-traveling dogs?

How amenable are you to a year's difference?

With background boobs.

I'm seeing a distinct lack of Longshot on that list. His power is luck! What more could one need.

I thought it was widely recognized that Quincy Adams was a quadroon. What are they teaching you kids of today?

So, that Obama joke on CBB
Do you imagine everyone in the studio was staring in abject horror at Aukerman? He retreated pretty quickly.

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C'mon Serious, it's okay to dislike Jezebel while still agreeing with the tenets of feminism. It's okay to laugh at stupid people, whatever their politics.

That's not cake; that's an abomination. A southern abomination.

No one gets fat off of cake, right? I'd like to meet the person who eats cake, nothing but cake, to obesity. That would be one happy person.

Please input your website? Is that IBMese?

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Depends on how the reference is constructed. Kang and Kodos trying to impress with Pong will always force a smile of me. That joke''ll work as long as people remember Pong.

Are you telling me that Yoda can't spell?

Aw yes, 2005 was a good year. May it never end.

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Me too.

Naw man, leave Tool fans out of this. Now that's an annoying fan base.