add -ing. When the fuck are we going to be able to edit our comments? I've fucked up like 3 emoticons today. That's unacceptable.

FUCK AND YES

STICKY ICKY

Typos abound. :

You've got dead ears, mate. And a crack head.

NWA's minstrelsy was self-aggrandizing. D12's minstrelsy was comic.

Deep shit in your Face!

Wait, you guys don't get paid for your comments?

"Criticism is his job." Yeah, sometimes. This isn't one of those times. This is his column and he doesn't have to review anything that he doesn't find entertaining. And thank god for that.

Poor Noel.

You're full of empty promises Lobsters1. You never check shit.

At least he feels guilty about his pleasure.

Makes me think of Howard the Duck's foe Doctor Bong. Which isn't not awesome in its own way.

RZA hasn't gone batshit mental in the last decade.

Seriously, we did the rock thing last time. Have we so soon forgotten how soul-crushing that was? Once in a while something fun/funny will come along, some Bon Jovi perhaps, but mostly the NOW rock makes me want to stab myself in the face.

Who here thinks Hey Yeah is the best hip hop song of all time? Raise your hands.

They made for a good punchline when Zach G hosted SNL. The best joke in his monologue.

The Love Below had better skits and a few brilliant pop songs. Speakerboxxx was awesome. The Rooster doesn't get nearly enough love. That whole album doesn't get nearly enough love.

Well if you come into it thinking all the rap and R&B is shitty by default, you're not going to enjoy the column. And you'll be very, very wrong.

Well that's disappointing. I was planning on working "smaller than a decibel" into my conversations.