Headshots? What do you think this is, the New Yorker?
I want a tasteful titshot.

screw you all, i remember it and it was awful

I will murderbang your mom.

link or gthefucko

There's no link there, Jesse Thorne. I'm not sure that there ever was a link there. I'm not sure you're Jesse Thorne. I'm not sure that I'm sober, Jesse Thorne. Moloch, Jesse Thorne. Moloch Moloch. You're no locomotive, Jesse Thorne, you're a Jesse Thorne, Jesse Thorne sunflower night hobo tramp bungalo bitchweed.

Get a cock, ladies. Mine.

First Real Comment
That other crap up there doesn't count.

Where's Firefly?

Yes, yes, but what about the eternal symbol, the word, the one true lord? Clearly all symbols are only legible in the light of the lord and in fact all symbols are only sad remembrances of the one true symbol. Even The Crucible is a mere shade of the cross which was a mere splinter of the meaning of the man. Would…

Ha, I wanted to post this comment. He was born to wax sarcastic about big-budget flops.

It's like you're shilling for a Cialis ad all of a sudden.

Dude with the beard's plotting too.

I called into my college station once and requested Sonic Youth and they said no, because they were too famous. So I requested The Gits and they said they'd never heard of them and I said Fuck You.

*sniff sniff* You smell familiar.

I highly doubt Salute Your Shorts has aged well. Gotta give them their due propers though - that was a sufficiently ugly cast. Very true to life.

Andy Pants you are clinical.

Thanks. I actually figured as much once I gave it some thought. Sounds like it's worth a look-see next time I hit the bookstore.

Ghostfuckers!

Darkseid
Bolivia
parking-lot
bordello
crocodile
heavy metal superstar
bare naked

Bizarro
Anyone else creeped out by the Recycler-O-Matic? Dan Kennedy looks like Ira Glass' evil brother.