I was hacked, I tell you.

Oh shit, my bad. That is totally NSFW.

hmm
Is she on this show: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

I loved Kablam!

You killed the thread with your stupid.

That is so not the first thing I noticed.

Taking it in another direction (from the future!)
I CAN'T HARDLY WAIT to make puns based on her vajazzling style. Then I'll KNOW WHAT I'M DOING ALL SUMMER - punning on her GARFIELD, including its GHOST WHISKERS and, and, um. Oh my. I shot my pun wad.

So does the slash-fiction!

huh…and by "everyone" you mean…um

Dude, Amelie just took a squat on your tea kettle. That was embarrassing.

And your mother's birthday!

And the Alamo!

Permanence is fleeting. Ponder on that koan a while.

This is still kind of my favorite Inventory, and yet…
If they put out an inventory like this now, they'd be killed in the comments section. Bloodied and gutted and bones all gnawed to nubs.

In the next thread he actually says "Cheers to her." And I think he meant it.

Email shortee1_7@hotmail.com. I think you can work it to your advantage.

They ALL float down here. When you're down here with us, you'll float too!

Yes, that's what discourse needs. LESS words with which to communicate ideas and describe things.

WHAT the FUCK was THAT? When's the last goddamn time you updated your website, you Brit bastard?

This man speaks truths.