I have no idea…
why the comments are entirely focused on her appearance. Of course, this is the internet so you'd expect a portion of the discourse to settle in thereabouts, but there's got to be more to talk about.

I am an atheist, but here is a Bible verse
Heed it, and know it - the Word
It concerns a brother, a hypocrite,
a motherfucking idiot,
Whose eyes spy not the Lord
nor the mote that ever obscures.

No one's going to read your Pixies joke until you learn where your shift key is. What, are you typing with your dick or something?

Ace Ventura's braindead and dopey, but enjoyable. Not a good film by any means, but I won't change the channel if it comes on.

You know, I wouldn't mind if my post responding to spam would get deleted along with the spam. Seems like the decent thing to do.

I need to work the word wackadoo back into my vocabulary.

Taking some big, weird leaps there, Geddy. What in heaven makes you think every commenter here watches every show being discussed? I'm sure you've commented on an inventory article without having seen every item listed, let alone any and everything being discussed in the comments. That'd be crazy, we can all agree.…

Note to Self…
…Bendis is a creepy man. Be vary wary.

Aw man
David Nadelberg (probably) deserves a better comment section.

OF COCK!

snicker

Pullin' a bologna

Bruce Campbell is goddamn star and you damn well know it

Weezer sells out

Fun with homophones!

You can pretty much toss OF COCK wherever you want. It's not like anyone cares. I like to sprinkle a little bit of OF COCK here and there, from time OF COCK to time. There's never too much OF COCK in a post.

They still hate Jason Newsted and his goddamn bass that much.

Crappy to awesome? Pantera?

I think Sweet and Lowdown, Deconstructing Harry and Husbands and Wives are all now recognized as great, accomplished films. Plus, Match Point was very well-received when it came out.

He's playing a skeleton in some movie about skeletons, so he's getting some work at least.