Oh man…
…Pay It Forward was being worked on. This is like hearing that Cyberdyne is devoloping Skynet.

Oh, please. You guys seriously thought The Hater was a real person? What a preposterous individual that would be.

He's great on Howard Stern. Even if you don't care for Stern, search youtube for clips of his guest spots during the news segments or when he's doing a goofy bit like Dracula Gottfried. Great stuff.

So…
…the AV Club really just didn't give a fuck back then, did it?

Oy Vey
"Want To Go Out For A Bite?: Marv Albert's Favorite Pick-Up Line And Other Jokes From The Headlines"

You guys should totally make out and stuff.

Landscaping
"[W]e take our premises and put them out in the real world. People don't see the cameras, and we have our characters just be themselves. Sometimes they will try to directly interact with people, and sometimes they're just around them. What we've found is that it's really funny to see what real people's…

I take umbrage
I will not allow another negative word to be written about Can't Hardly Wait. Is that clear?

I wish this was an audiofile
"Somebody just asked me this before, and I told him, off the record, that it's extremely derivative. You can put it on the record; I don't care. It is extremely derivative, isn't it? Is that just me, or am I crazy? Without Seinfeld, would there be a Friends? Would that show have ever been…

Which came first: the hipster or the AV Club
"[L]et the premature, unfair hipster backlash begin."

Post-Golden Age
I wonder if Clowes still considers this era of comics with its graphic novels and autobiographical comics and webcomics and whatnot part of the same golden age. A lot of the big names from the 80s and 90s are still working, plus there's a whole new generation putting out some great stuff.

I am a lizard god!
Suck on my venom and be reborn!

Thanks a lot, Kathy
You're the reason the delightful Vicki Lewis can't have a career on TV anymore.

Good God but I feel old
Homeboys in Outer Space.
Howard Stern on E!
Tom Snyder.
Something called Wishful Thinking…
with Drew Barrymore and Jennifer Beals.
Greg Kinnear.

Wow, they were full on
Were they still too young to know that comedians generally turn it off when interviewed? No wonder they felt burnt out. Not that I mind - great interview.

Man's built like 20 smoked hams taped together.
"I think it's great. It's when they stop talking about you that you have to worry."

Wow, this is some antebellum shit right here
Once upon a time a man named Keith Phipps and a man named Kevin Smith looked each other in the eye and found a kindred spirit. A congenial hour was spent sharing thoughts and sipping sparkling water. Were we ever that innocent? Were we ever that young? Was Kevin Smith ever…

Wow, what a trip.
Now this is cool. I wish I'd been aware of AV Club's existence 13 years ago because this would have made my day. I miss Sleater-Kinney.

Joel!
I'm firing the first shot.

Phil Cabinet, too
Jim Anchower faces off against Ash. One night only, 13 years ago.