I find that collaboration very rarely leads to listening. Everyone's always talking over everyone. Then again, Van Winkle always was the idealist of the group.

Whites suffer no pain at being white.

I have never met anyone who's ever been within spitting-and-or-cat-swinging distance of a nanny. Are butlers common where you come from too?

What exactly is the principle on which you're making this stand? Out of curiosity.

Talk about a tough crowd.

Wait what. GGW had guest comics!? Who else? I need to know if Gilbert Gottfried got some of that action.

Dude, blaming the victim of physical assault and debasement (with bodily fluids no less) is the only way we can articulate our impotent rage at….reality TV? Or something, but point is we're as much the victims as anyone else and…you should stop blaming us, lobsters.

I think all of the many, many commenters quoting Dr. Spaceman and Cyrill suggest that yes, it is just you. Not that that makes you wrong or worthless in any way. You are just entirely alone.

Excuse my stutter. "than that…"

Around 1969 Neal Adams comes in and his run with Roy Thomas is classic. That's when the title becomes great. And then it was immediately canceled until the mid '70s.

/Cranes neck while driving by. Vigorous shake of the head.

That's…actually a really good point.

You'd be surprised who wrote for Spawn back in the day. Alan Moore, Dave Sim, Frank Miller, Grant Morrison…

For the record, Jim Mahfood is awesome. Joe Kubert is awesome-er. Sergio Agagones is slightly more awesome than Don Martin. This comic will probably be awesome but I think the cover is going for a less than awesome aesthetic. For continuity reasons and such.

Oh, don't apologize. No one cares what you think.

See that's something that confuses me. I've never thought of Nabin as a definitive source on country because he's just like a lot of us - learning as he goes along. Appreciate this column for what it's always been, some idle commentary on some interesting subjects. Then go to wikipedia or youtube if you want to study…

I'm the kind of halfassed moron that stopped thinking "boo-fucking-hoo" was a meaningful response to anything when I was 15. Also, I could give a fuck about Nabin's self-esteem. I just find obnoxious jagoffs fucking obnoxious. So, ya know, how about you stop being obnoxious jagoffs.

The thing about free things isn't that you're not allowed to complain. It's that you're not allowed to be an over-entitled whiny bitch. In general, I'd recommend not being an over-entitled whiny bitch but it comes off as even whinier and bitchier when the subject in question is a free article on the internet.

Jesus, I make a comment about Darwin Awards selections being poorly researched and I open up a portal to ass. Pure ass. Worst thread EVER.

I do most of my comics reading in the bathroom. Halfway through Dan Slott's She-Hulk.