My parents used to invite the pastor of our Catholic church, an old Irish guy, over for dinner sometimes and man he could put the scotch away.

I love how Ruthie goes for the "coffeehouse chanteuse" mode.

Coming to think of it I don't think I've ever heard anything bad about Depp as far as productions go. He seems like a team player and total pro.

The amazing thing about Mad Men is how mysterious the main character still is, despite all the information we have about him. What kind of music and movies does Don like? I have no idea. I kind of think he doesn't like any.

"…and I can't ever do a thing with my hair."

That sounds like my review of "Dark Horse."

Even knowing that Kevin Sorbo was in the movie, it still took me a minute to realize the cowboy was Kevin Sorbo.

"And even though I was never a Star Trek fan, I felt like there was a version of it that would make me excited, that I would think ‘that’s cool, that feels right, I actually would want to see that."

So Thom Yorke didn't always look like a real-life South Park character? Interesting.

So you're assuming they can use a computer?

That's really tough. I might actually say Creed since it seems like they, or Stapp anyway, actually believe they're a good band and that they have a message.

You know, it never crossed my mind there might be an actual wedding. But sadly, you are probably right.

Man, it's been a slow news day and then you drop this pearl on us. In the full letter the guy says Twilight Sparkle is his fiance, soon to be his wife. My question is, what's the holdup? Are they looking for a stable to live in or what?

I'll be really disappointed if Corey Feldman doesn't at least have a small role. And Xtina Hendricks needs to be April.

They should get Steven Wright to do it. Because sometimes he likes to have conversations with people, and he likes other people to watch while he does that.

The trailer alone is one of the worst movies around.

She was admittedly fantastic in it. The old "only one who got the joke" routine.

I know Bobcat Goldthwait has his fans, but he did this movie called "Sleeping Dogs Lie," at one point titled "Stay," that is one of the worst things I have ever seen. Ostensibly a comedy, no one in the audience laughed once, and it wasn't until halfway through the movie that I realized the dramatic parts were actually…

Mormonism's a hell of a drug.

1976 Wales? There better be some Badfinger in this movie.