GIVE ME BACK MY PHONE

At least Jody Stephens is still alive. He was their secret weapon.

It's kind of pointless to pick on Sandler anymore, he's made it clear he's not even trying to act. I am kind of surprised Russell Crowe didn't get nominated for Les Mis. Not saying he deserved to but the tide of public opinion seems to be flowing heavily in the direction that he sucked in that movie.

If you're going to make a film about heckling, you should probably make sure you're not the world's worst stand-up comedian first. Even Kennedy's own editors couldn't make him seem funny.

Cats is really one good song with two hours of people in too-revealing tights.

Cats is really one good song with two hours of people in too-revealing tights.

He was great in "Lakeboat."

He was great in "Lakeboat."

Man, Bette is looking rough. And when did Billy go blonde?

Man, Bette is looking rough. And when did Billy go blonde?

He's still reading the comments on the Sopranos finale recap.

He's still reading the comments on the Sopranos finale recap.

I'll always feel bad for Timothy Hutton because it seems like he put his whole soul into the Nero Wolfe show and got canceled so A&E could air reality shows. But on the other hand, did anyone see that movie where Cheryl Hines tapes him to a toilet? Yikes.

I'll always feel bad for Timothy Hutton because it seems like he put his whole soul into the Nero Wolfe show and got canceled so A&E could air reality shows. But on the other hand, did anyone see that movie where Cheryl Hines tapes him to a toilet? Yikes.

From the minute I saw the first promo poster I had a feeling this was destined to be a future cult bad movie. It will probably either end up in My World of Flops or The New Cult Canon.

From the minute I saw the first promo poster I had a feeling this was destined to be a future cult bad movie. It will probably either end up in My World of Flops or The New Cult Canon.

It's kind of sad but also entertaining to see the Twi-tards attempting a real film career in the past few years, with the knowledge that their cash cow is going to die soon.

It's kind of sad but also entertaining to see the Twi-tards attempting a real film career in the past few years, with the knowledge that their cash cow is going to die soon.

Just give it time, he's still young.

Just give it time, he's still young.