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14th President Franklin Pierce
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Maybe it's that they both have douchey hair.

Apparently Stanley Kubrick is coming back from the dead to direct this.

Apparently Stanley Kubrick is coming back from the dead to direct this.

"Then I did this thing called Ivansxtc with my friend Bernard Rose."

"Then I did this thing called Ivansxtc with my friend Bernard Rose."

Well the Hustons all seem to be somewhat talented where the Coppolas…I mean Jason Schwartzman was good in "Rushmore."

Well the Hustons all seem to be somewhat talented where the Coppolas…I mean Jason Schwartzman was good in "Rushmore."

You know there are going to be rumors upon rumors for months and then they'll either get Spielberg to acquiesce or go with some unknown guy who will do exactly what the studio people want him to.

You know there are going to be rumors upon rumors for months and then they'll either get Spielberg to acquiesce or go with some unknown guy who will do exactly what the studio people want him to.

I almost did a spit take when the rapper guy from "Friday" (literally) popped up. What a great gig.

I almost did a spit take when the rapper guy from "Friday" (literally) popped up. What a great gig.

I haven't seen that one actually because they left it off the DVDs.

I haven't seen that one actually because they left it off the DVDs.

That show started off amazingly strong, with two great storylines featuring Ray Sharkey and Kevin Spacey. After that…yeah.

That show started off amazingly strong, with two great storylines featuring Ray Sharkey and Kevin Spacey. After that…yeah.

People will defend almost any show on TV, call it underrated and whatnot, but I have never ever met a fan of this show. Or anyone who actually watches it. Ever.

People will defend almost any show on TV, call it underrated and whatnot, but I have never ever met a fan of this show. Or anyone who actually watches it. Ever.

Wes Anderson's Star Wars would be interesting if nothing else. I envision an epic TIE Fighter battle to the dulcet tones of a Kinks B-side.

Wes Anderson's Star Wars would be interesting if nothing else. I envision an epic TIE Fighter battle to the dulcet tones of a Kinks B-side.

My preferred viewing is 4,5,6 then repeat.