Is it just me or is Top Gun an aggressively ugly movie? It's so grey and dark and drab and weird-looking.

Does the DVD come with a special feature that erases any and all memory of "Shopgirl" from your mind?

Does the DVD come with a special feature that erases any and all memory of "Shopgirl" from your mind?

Am I alone in thinking that Paul Bettany would be a good villain of some kind? What the fuck happened to Paul Bettany anyway?

Am I alone in thinking that Paul Bettany would be a good villain of some kind? What the fuck happened to Paul Bettany anyway?

Like they could hear anything over the sound of Carrie Fisher eating.

Like they could hear anything over the sound of Carrie Fisher eating.

He's still waiting for the Two-Face call also.

He's still waiting for the Two-Face call also.

Robin Hood?

Robin Hood?

I thought the exact same thing. Actually I tuned in to that one halfway through and I thought it was a straight Skyrim spoof.

I thought the exact same thing. Actually I tuned in to that one halfway through and I thought it was a straight Skyrim spoof.

An avalanche?

An avalanche?

In fairness, that miniseries did win an Emmy for "most egregious use of ear prosthetics."

In fairness, that miniseries did win an Emmy for "most egregious use of ear prosthetics."

The ending of "25th Hour" goes on absolutely forever, that droning Brian Cox voiceover bored a hole in my brain!

The ending of "25th Hour" goes on absolutely forever, that droning Brian Cox voiceover bored a hole in my brain!

My favorite Spike Lee movie is "White Men Can't Jump."