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YES!

A CNN commenter beet you to that remark.

Orifice loves Creole? I wonder what The Urkel has to say about this.

X-Files did it. About fifteen Twilight Zone episodes too. Exploring the unknown realities of American Suburbia isn't exactly breaking fresh ground.

Damien, it's all for you…

Kirk Cameron prays to regular ol' God and he's doing pretty well for himself. Right?

Yeah, he's got Ph.D.'s in Shirtlessness and para-Shirtlessness.

Great, well, I'll go with Ms. Barrett and check her out. I mean, check out her apartment.

I'd rather fuck a Napple. Or anything Dr. Alan Thicke is selling.

I always forget that he's the guy from Silence of the Lambs, Juneau?

Her face is fringe science.

Einstein did his best "shit" working as a patent clerk.

No Lie - I went to a diner with a few friends after seeing Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy at the movie theater and the bill came to exactly 42.00 dollars. I meant to laminate it, and for a while was using the check as a book mark, but now I seem to have lost it.

Once upon a time there was a girl named Left-eye…

Ohhh, I think it would be more prudent to go with current minor leauge coach and double-wide enthusiast Wally Backman.

House also portrays the most unrealistic model of any hospital near Princeton whatsoever. Sliding glass doors, C'MON!

Who eyeballs the eyeball brigands?

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