Wooooooaaaaaaaaah.

This is so meta! You guys are hilarious!

It wasn't that great of a story.

But, what if, like, EVERYBODY was racist? Like, the whole world, we all just hated absolutely everybody else? Wouldn't that mean, like, racial harmony, then?

That would be pretty meta.

I like pretty much everything about this sub-thread.

You know what they say, "When You Give A Smurf An Eyepatch!"

That IS controversial.

I'm still holding out for jetpacks. I think that could axually happen. Kanye West would probably own the only one, though.

Smurf 'em all.

Daaaaaaaaayumn!

@avclub-c3420bfbd159b546b7ac7f38c6f7fa55:disqus I have an embarrassing desire to print out your first reply and tack it to my cubicle.

I strangely have to agree with this statement. But Heathcliff didn't have an awesome video-game adaptation done by Capcom in their peak.

That is a beautiful thing.

You're a mean pope, @avclub-08ae6a26b7cb089ea588e94aed36bd15:disqus . Mean, but fair.

I'm imaging Sean O'Neal in a black hood shooting snark lightning from his fingertips right now.

In-jokes inside in-jokes inside in-jokes inside in-jokes! It's like Monkey Island 2 in here.

You should switch to Delicious MIAK.

This is so wonderful.

Dope.