Dude. Putting "Wars" immediately after ANY WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE automatically makes it the MOST AWESOME SHIT EVER. This has all been proven by science.

I'd always assumed it meant "Tender Loving Care."

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TLC

And a little from column G. God.

You ARE def!

This is surprisingly plausible.

Thanks Admiral Ackbar.

DAMN the poisonous influence of pop culture!

It's all happening.

EDIT: I did not actually have a funny or clever response
EDIT: Okay, I wrote JESUS IS INSIDE A DINOSAUR

Or better yet even, have the movie take place in a womb the main character has traveled back in time into with the intention of killing herself so that her family is never tormented by the "disturbances."

The best thing about these films is that all the hood dudes think they're genius, and it ends up annoying the shit outta their wives.

For an even scarier experience, try watching these movies….. on WEED!