It would also bring us one step closer to the future predicted by Demolition Man. Every restaurant will rename themselves to Taco Bell to spite Trump and his ridiculous wall.

Well, he (and his proposed education secretary) want to cut back regulations on for-profit colleges, so they could be back in business again soon! Well, not literally, it will be a completely different Trump University, named after Eric and Don Jr. Trump, so as to avoid any conflict of interest.

Probably have to be "Sons of Cain" for me. Just such a great opener.

Ted Leo & the Pharmacists - "C.I.A."
Bad Religion - "Don't Pray on Me"
Rage Against the Machine - "Bulls on Parade"
Beastie Boys - "59 Chrystie Street"
Rancid - "Corruption"

[Prince of Wales grimaces with his hands in his pockets, wonders when he will be the Charles in Charge.]

That'd be Ira Graves in Season Two's "The Schizoid Man"- not only post Riker's beard, but the episode where Data sports facial hair in the pre-credits scene. Fun fact, it shares a title with an episode of The Prisoner, as they originally wanted Patrick McGoohan for the Graves role.

It's inevitable, because the market is flooded with merchandise relative to other Mel Brooks movies. Spaceballs the beach towel, Space balls the toilet paper, Spaceballs the flame thrower…

The wolves developed a taste for Republican presidents after they devoured Gerald Ford.

"You can't whack death on the head!"
"If he comes near me, I'll rip his nipples off."

Did you try the No-Bake Spice Cookies?

And how can you walk without rhythm when you're humming a tune?

I always like when Tom Waits shows up in movies. Maybe instead of Scarlett Johansson covering his music, he could provide the voice for the O.S. that Joaquin Phoenix falls in love with?

Just like the film adaptation, which trades on the recognizable title while including no relevant plot elements, where he's a hamster who sings Huey Lewis covers, and the Gooey Kablooey is a collective of amorphous blob creatures playing keyboards and saxophones.

I move they keep the title and time slot, but make it another Doctor Who spin-off, as "The Doctor" and "The Master" are academic degrees that are already claimed by characters in that universe. Make it John Barrowman's self-proclaimed mantle as he cavorts across time and space having consequence-free sexual escapades…

Dylan decided not to attend after putting himself in the committee's shoes and realizing what a drag it would be to see him.

That's about as accurate a point of view as "Darth Vader killed Anakin".

Life is available only at The Sharper Image?

And yet Leia Organa- both a princess and now owned by Disney- is omitted.

My 93-year-old grandfather is generally a decent man, well-read and intelligent, but this year voted for a Republican for president for the first time ever to my knowledge. This is a guy who's old enough to have voted for FDR, and did. My aunt half-jokingly suggested that this is where his kids have to have a serious…

"You know how in movies a rag tag group of losers come together to save a community center or win the big dance off? Trump is the guy who wants to bulldoze it to build an exclusive country club that they have to save it from."