While it seems unsettling, it's also one of the most memorable elements making Mike Smith a Christ figure- it's a literal parallel of the Last Supper, offering his body and blood to his most faithful followers. As a recovering Catholic I find it amusing and I hope it stays.

I like Terry Gilliam, and Brazil may be my favorite film of his. I have other movies I like as much, but I'm thankful for his work because it seems like there are always so many hurdles of funding and studio interference for him to bring something to the screen. His movies are the ones I'm most grateful for because it…

Great. Now if only we could figure out how this literal tribute to the self-reflexivity of Rembrandt ended with him dead.

Plus the gaggle of corrupt cronies that will rival Harding's retinue. If anyone asks me for a silver lining, it's that I'm convinced he will finally put all "Who was the worst President?" debates to rest forever.

2020: He's not old, he's just been… Biden his time!
[Joe Biden dons sunglasses]
"I'm Joe Biden, and, I approve this message. YEEEEAAAAAHHH!"

"Me, I like war heroes that weren't hit in the eye with pudding."

I think I had first encountered the "sez" for "says" in a Pynchon novel, but he somehow seems like not their type.

Dammit, I was just trying to tell it like it is! But then they changed what "it" is, so now what I'm telling isn't "it" and "it" is something strange and scary I don't want to tell!

I'm worried he won't look for an out, but will instead lash out at anyone criticizing him when his approval plummets. "The beatings will continue until morale improves."

Newt Gingrich said Trump connection to the alt-right was just a media fabrication- evidently it's just some mudslinging to try and associate the president-elect with the fucking chief executive of his campaign.

Tangerine will take a fantastical twist, however, when it is revealed that Scarlett Johnasson's character is merely a living reflection from a dream.

I already checked, I'm too tall to go to Mars.

Notorious Button Inspector General?

"Please, Julian… stop it right now."

These hair metal songs are getting less and less subtle.

As the object of Baron Harkonnen's incestuous lust, the part of Sting will be played by Ivanka.

You fucking clod, if Donald Trump is compared to Baron Harkonnen (and I think that he can) that would make Chelsea the Kwisatz Haderach.

Her name's Lena Dunham and she's here to say
Y'all should vote for Clinton and watch her PSA

He even built a vault specifically to hold the Cubs' trophies.

When he's not watching something, he just sets it to that channel that shows the same static image of Monet's "San Giorgio Maggiore at Dusk" every hour of every day.