David Bowie - "Heat"
The Both - "Pay For It"
The Hold Steady - "The Sweet Part of the City"
The Modern Lovers - "Dance With Me"
The Velvet Underground - "Candy Says"

As with many issues, he and his running mate aren't on the same page with regard to Mulan.

They're remaking Butch Cassidy!?

Even saw the lights on the Goodyear Dirigible
And they said Ice Cube is incorrigible

Fifty bucks says he's hiding a Voldemort Face.

Hey, I still like those Bad Religion songs they wrote about the First Gulf War ("Heaven is Falling" and "Fertile Crescent"), despite their being released almost a year after Operation Desert Storm / Operation Desert Shield was over.

Nah, he converted to Heavy Metal Judeo-Catholic Satanism at the last second.

Yep. They indoctrinate us with their pancake dinners and youth basketball.

Yes, how long will this account be active for?

Ken Bone was some random dude thrust into the spotlight, who the internet suddenly turned on because of his reddit account. Tom Hanks has been famous for thirty plus years and is widely believed to be the nicest guy in Hollywood*- if he has any skeletons in his closet, they would have come out long ago.

It's a trap! Screenwriter Emma Frost was previously her enemy in X-Men: First Class

I don't know, this campaign has resulted in a lot more scrutiny to his past business dealings, and led to women who might have otherwise stayed silent coming forward with accounts of his various assaults. It's ruined his reputation, and led to people avoiding his hotels and golf courses. He'll still have some money,…

"Wait, if it was a scandal involving the Watergate Hotel, shouldn't they call it 'Watergategate'? That's what that suffix means."

Well, they blew up Lord Voldemort near Hogwarts last night
Now they blew up his horcrux too
Down on the quidditch pitch they're gettin' ready
For a fight, gonna see what them Gryffindors can do

I was at a Catholic high school too- they did do The Sound of Music, which has a bunch of nuns, but also 42nd Street, Crazy For You, and Annie, which have no explicit religious connection but which are thoroughly PG. It wasn't until someone in my freshman dorm introduced me to Avenue Q that I knew you could have a…

Stevie Wonder's "We Can Work It Out" is pretty boss as well.

I've never seen 1951's The Thing From Another World, but it would have to be the best sci-fi horror movie ever to top 1982 remake The Thing.

I feel like Trump would be one of the human collaborators. The aliens can at least hide behind the fact that they're looking out for their own kind, but Trump would fuck over the rest of the human species if he thought he could profit a dime from it.

The Kinks - "A Long Way From Home"
Bouncing Souls - "Hopeless Romantic"
Neko Case - "This Tornado Loves You"
Bruce Springsteen - "Blinded By the Light"
Bad Religion - "Incomplete"

"Then she handed me a picture to autograph, but it was of Sean Connery."