Hey, he agreed to do an "Ask Me Anything", not an "I'll Answer Anything". Though I guess he (or his people) also heavily policed what was even allowed to be asked, so…

Fair enough, though many of the '637 other things' referenced above occurred while there was still time to nominate someone else- the slam on McCain, or comments about Mexicans date back to last summer, and managed to do nothing to hurt his campaign.

Sir Arthur Strieb-Griebling:Do you remember that, the Second World War?

If it helps, I was planning on ordering a coffee before I request asylum at the Tim Horton's in Weedsport, NY on November 9th. I figured it was only polite.

Seriously, how is it that people point to a single awkward scream torpedoing Howard Dean's campaign, yet this guy is bulletproof?

I'm for it. A two-term limit is a reasonable guard against someone achieving power and refusing to relinquish it. This may prevent us from having another FDR, or prevent someone like Washington from leading our nation for as long as they are capable, but if we maintain the constitution as sacrosanct even when we feel…

Spock. It's obvious, but it's obvious for a reason.

Shuffle Thread
Jack White - "On and On and On"
The Bouncing Souls - "You're So Rad"
The Replacements- "Alex Chilton"
The Jam - "I Got By In Time"
Elvis Costello - "Blame It On Cain [Live]"

It comes in two different cups- you take a sip from one, you take a sip from the other, the cashier asks, "Worse, better, or the same?"

Really, the third parties need to tap into the same "We'll elect a random celebrity! It will be so hilarious!" vein that Trump seems to have inexplicably found in some people. I remember a mock election in tenth grade, back when Hillary was up for senate, and one of the many Reagan-worshiping* doofi enthusiastically…

What I'm worried about is that, even if we ignore this now and no one buys it, in twenty years, everyone will be citing them as an influence.

For the last time, it's not Obama's time machine, it's Biden's time machine that he lets the president borrow as necessary. This time machine has actually been passed down through the office of Vice President since John Adams, though 'Diamond Joe' is the one who thought to integrate the device's platinum-iridium…

I thought all his chewing tobacco turned him into a goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurus, which clearly places him on the side of the lizard people.

An era which extended up through Riker's beard on TNG.

My manwich womanwich!

When I was a kid, celebrities fought to the death in boxing ring for the amusement of a crowd of spectators on MTV. Also, all our famous people were made out of clay.

Henry David Thoreau. I think that same picture was in our 10th grade English primer. The danger of living in the woods by yourself is you have no one to tell you how ridiculous your beard looks.

I think it generally plays out like a movie in my head, but with no narration. Detail is often filled in, rather than left abstract. This image will change suddenly, if something in the text contradicts the arbitrary image I began with. i.e. text says they're in a car, I picture a 1992 Buick LeSabre. Text says the top…

"The Hunchback of Notre Dame was pretty good, until the hero of the film was burned to death, and the ugly monster survived. Just what kind of message is Disney trying to send?"

And all caps. Every word that comes out of his mouth / keyboard is equally important, so you have to pretend you're shouting them all.