Scroll to the top of the article and look at that photograph.

I jacket off.

Needs moar gay panic.

Only if you pull on it everyday.

He looks ashamed.

The UK TV ads for this are so absurd they make it seem like a spoof.

Even Buckaroo never did the score to Dr Giggles.

Sure it wasn't Leon Best?

Yes, vote for this: http://youtu.be/iSZYGyOK_yY

You realise most mainstream movie directors have worked in advertising or still do?

So it's like the Masters of Horror

They should make it entirely out of re-purposed footage from 
Under Siege 2: Dark Territory.

He'll shoot two gang members of each ethnicity.

I heard he turned in to a werewolf to kill him.

I watched Vampire Circus last night.  Which was nice.  Rather more labia than I was expecting.

I've only seen it once, but I think this is a fair review.  Watching The Shining again a few weeks after did make me think perhaps I'd missed a few things which would have made Kill List more clearly comprehensible.

Joe Estevez dunnit.

Make a joke about him casting a jewish actor as bad guy banker.

I've got a Betty Wang.

You should write a book about it.