Van Helsing has some of the worst acting I've ever seen in a theatrically released movie.

Indeed, I think Robert Evans talks about risking an international incident with Malta (send in Joe Don Baker!) because of all the coke he was moving.

We have soap opera, no soap.

They're bugging the shit out of me and I use Chrome.

Nawks.

Like his mom's.

Quite few of the songs from the same record as Song 2 had a similar sound, particularly when performed live.

Does this movie feature the music of Roxette?  Or perhaps a cover of them by Dawes?

"one of the biggest stories in music history"?  I think you mean dullest.

You monster! She's already suffered enough abuse!

That's because they want you buy a copy each.

Okay!

Are you inviting me to one?

Yes, really.

Yeah, but isn't the opening 'weekend' at the US box office still the main yardstick that they use?

Your mom.  Probably.

Apart from a punishing hair cut, there's nothing wrong with Depp's performance in NoES.  He's certainly not wooden or one-note.

Say that to Boris Becker's face.

Sha-do.

What's a Tim Conway?