Uhuhuh, big semi

Taking souls.

Couldn't have been, he had sons!

After what?  What happened next!

You mean she has dead eyes and no genitals?

It was Earth all along.

But Nick Clegg is a colossal pussy that has never stood up for anything he may or may not believe in.

Even the BBC has started doing shit like this in their "factual" programming despite the lack of ad breaks.

I heard she was born tethered to iTunes.

"Rubbish" is the best possible description of BBC3.

Possibly something to do with invisible hands.

The wink suggests I should drink with this comment, right?

I'd be nervous to ask her if she got that mullet on purpose or she just doesn't tip her hairdresser, but I think it'd be worth it.

The Youtube video in which tells people to stop writing to him (I blame Marge) is surely the worst thing he ever did.

Somebody else was already carrying a cricket bat.

There's very little meat in these gym mats!

"amazing Phil Collins songs"  I don't believe I have ever encountered that particular sequence of letters before.

To be fair, I was aiming for Kermode.

Is Herzog re-making Sliver with the original ending?  Look it up.

Thetan. His thetan is still dancing.