It's a universal constant. I've always maintained SETI should be beaming out short videos of monkeys to other worlds. Who doesn't like that shit?

Wal-Mart is not about bumming people out, it's about fist-pumping rollback rock!

The high-pitched computer-sounding keyboard part is aces, too.

Which Emmanuelle is it in Date with an Angel, also starring Phoebe Cates? Now there's a terrific movie!

Everything Peter Jackson did pre-LOTR is fgreat, especially the Frighteners. But even though I have a high tolerance for disgusting imagery, Meet the Feebles is REALLY pushing it. Every single thing in that movie is wrong, wrong, wrong. I felt so gross after I watched it. Hilarious, but almost TOO sick.

REMEMBER WHEN I SAID I WOULD KILL YOU LAST

(poochie died on the way back to his home planet)

I don't think that's possible.

UGH
This reminds me of the fact that I hate people.

Pine Qualm
abstinence magnet

I suppose the first lady is Jane Wyman!

I CAN HEP YOU

G&G is notoriously freakishly difficult. There were a lot of really fucking hard NES games and that would be right up there with the hardest. Zelda 2 caused me a lot of stress. Battletoads, ninja gaiden and milon's secret castle are up there too. And the first Mega Man was impossible until I figured out the…

You can't go wrong with Frank Whaley, for some reason.

Both Ambient 2 and the Pearl are incredible. Probably my favorite recorded piano works of all time. The melodies themselves are gorgeous, but the Eno production really seals the deal. Awesome records.

No, it's awesome as is.

its called lie to me. i'm sort of intrigued because tim roth is awesome, but there is some serious police procedural overload on tv and i just don't know if i can deal.

I'm pretty sure both Ms. Cody and Mr. MacFarlane are talentless hacks. That being said, forced at gunpoint, I would watch Family Guy over Juno.

Welp, that bums me out. I was hoping you would get a LITTLE further than halfway through the 2nd season before jumping ship! Can SOMEONE do it pretty please?

Metroid Fusion for the Advance is AWESOME.