He died of space dysentery

I'm a pervert, and I approve of this message.

I wanna read that!

So someone else learned everything they know about the Borgias from Assassins Creed 2…

Was it just me, or did it seem like he didn't have the makeup on some of the oblique angles?

When I used to hit up rap shows pretty regularly 10 or so years ago, 4 out of 5 sounded like shit, so I started going to fewer and fewer shows.  But when it sounded good with enough bass and little (unintended) distortion, all the other shows were almost worth it.

Saw Van Morrison a few years ago at the Hollywood Bowl when he was did a set of Astral Weeks (my favorite of his) and another of the hits, and it ranged from great to sleep-inducing.  it was totally worth it for the Madame George, though.  And the 32 oz Big Gulps of wine.  And crashing with a buddy at the Beverly…

Heller, do it for the Whipping Post.

66 and 44.  I'm not stupid, Dad.

Normal Abed = Patrick Bateman

My first thought was, "They better not be the cheap envelopes."

That's cause you did it wrong, it should be Hugh G. Rection.

Just saw Noel Murray at 2%. How many people are doing this thing from here (for the record I put Fielding, who was at 1%)?

The sisters all being together and yelling over each other did not ring false to me.  My mom is one of 7 sisters and they all lived within 20 minutes of each other.  They hung out at least a few times a week, yelling in Greek over each other, a constant ebb and flow of strange syllables (to my ears when growing up)…

YOU ARE SORELY MiSTAKEN, WHO.

"I banged Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom."

@glazo, I was going to write "Stop being a dick, you know what he means." I then realized that, yeah, if he was saying this in a bar it would be a dick move to correct him, but he's writing it for posterity on a forum, and with the written word is involved, it is prudent to be exact in wording so as your meaning is…

Fuck yes

As pathetic as it is, this news is depressing the ever-loving shit out of me.

Unfortunately, I know this statement to be empirical fact. No, it's not me.