T-shirts! I want the T-shirts!

I'm thinking it's a good thing that I don't have a band to name, 'cause I kinda like Handsome Old Lady.

Steve Lawrence and Eydie Gorme?!?!? Man, you just gave me a serious childhood flashback…and not in a good way.

@avclub-fbca7c48c185890bd31f538b91ba5fbb:disqus This needs to happen, if only for the dramatic, feel-good properties of the subplot (in which one dog asks another, repeatedly, "Do you like my hat?" in a quest for acceptance and validation, only to be rejected over and over again - until the very end, when there is…

See the people watchin' SNL
It became their own personal hell
Punk-ass kid, singin' crappy songs
And actin' like a douche…
They got the Bieb, they got the Bieb, they got the Bieb -
Why'd they get the Bieb?

@avclub-71a04561e43c4ba6db6663c142598f96:disqus You get all the likes.

Can I nominate the Toadies' Possum Kingdom? 'Cause that's a crazy good little freakshow of a song.

I guess I should be outraged, but to be honest I'm not even remotely surprised by this. Everything that I ever loved as a kid is eventually going to be "reimagined" and ruined, and that's just how it's gonna be.

@avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus Gotta be honest. I love it here in a lot of ways, but yeah…this place has some of the highest levels of crazy per square mile out of any state in the union.

Yes, which is why it threw me. If I had seen his abs then I'm pretty sure I could've made a positive ID. As it is I'm gonna say I'm about 85-90 percent sure it was him, shirt and all.

Elbow! Oh sweet Jesus yes! I'll second that one.

Having lived in South Florida most of my life, I'd narrow it down this way:

I would swear I saw Iggy Pop in Miami a year or two ago. It was either him, or another older dude who looked like a combination of beef jerky, sinew and fuck you. 

Sheeeit, now I gotta listen to Ocean Size this very second. Been too long since I cranked that one up.

That's one I missed on my own list, and I'm a Björk fan to the max. Good call.

Jesus, such an impossible topic! I've already spent a shit-ton of time just "liking" all the awesomeness that's been posted already. Here's my 2 cents, though:

@avclub-13cd762222c50c46919c328c3dbf87b3:disqus If there is a God, may he bless you and keep you for mentioning the Blue Nile. Love that band, love that album, love those songs.

I wish I believed in hell, just so I knew these evil fuckers would be going there. 

@Lucifers_Peaches:disqus That's not true. Before you comment, you should get your artifacts straight.

Don't cry, @avclub-de4a08d644135b09bd7e1a592dff156b:disqus . Conrad Bain may have been mortal, but Mr. Drummond is eternal.