Don't try to figure out TV-Der Werff's grades. Dude likes and dislikes stuff for retarded reasons. Last weeks Simpsons was, besides the Lisa B-story, totally shitty.

No more Gollum parodies. That shit is overdone and also annoying as hell.

There isn't anything that the Boondocks has done that is better than anything else ever.

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The first third of Fight Club is awful. The rest holds up well.

I like the Venture Bros but it's not even in the same league of funny as Archer.

Whedon sucks just as bad as Heroes. Any time they try to be funny on a Whedon show it's absolutely painful.

i smoked some shermeneutics with a stripper named jock rida

this says it best

Fear & Loathing >Brazil

Sylvia was the worst part of NMH1. I put my controller under a pillow so I wouldn't hear her annoying phone calls before the bosses.

I don't know what that part was supposed to be. Those were the weakest scenes in the episode and I hope we don't see those characters again.

You shot me!

You crazy car. I don't know whether to drive you or eat you.

I like dirty punk magic. I like Criss Angel. He freaks my mind. Filthy little mind freaker, that's what he is..

In the sense that Conan isn't all that funny but people claim he is, definitely.

Television Der Werff

I hate Sealab, which kept me from checking out Frisky Dingo for a long time. FD is now one of my favorite shows ever.

Just mentioning Domino Farms brings to mind that thing on the 5-story crooked blue stick you can see from the freeway..

Only half of one. The other half would have missed you.