you're a douche for carrying around infinite jest so people can see it and my flapjack avatar is better than yours

Leela should be played by Marcia Mitzman-Gaven

With the wormhole at the end of Into The Wild Green Yonder, they can explain any kind of voice change. I say have none of the characters sound even close to what they used to sound like.

cart the promos, prepare for the patacki interview, and we are WAY over budget

Burn your DVDs, you're banned from Newsradio and you lose your Joejitsu belt.

kinda like how if the founding fathers saw their country hijacked by big government today they would want it deleted

I can't defend everything in "Worst Episode Ever", but its hit-to-miss is high enough.

Maura's hot, but she's no Lawrence Tierney

you're exotic

the only good argument against libertarianism is pointing out the types of people who are libertarians

Burt loses it when the dude says his new movies suck.

I liked her on Newsradio, except for her name "Lisa Miller". It makes your mouth do ugly things.

say one word against the new bacon cheesy potato burrito and your face gets my knife

If he was your favorite part of Talladega Nights, I'm guessing you didn't like the movie very much.

He's not annoying. He's just wasting his talent on awkwardness humor.

you are the enemy of comedy

He wrote one of the few good episodes from season 12.

OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT
ALL DAY
EVERY SCENE
WASN'T IT AWESOME
PLEASE AGREE WITH ME THAT IT WAS AWESOME

All the young, nervous and quirky people in Eternal Sunshine have slowly worn on my nerves. I think I'd be fine never seeing that movie again.

we can at least agree both electronic and rock music are better than country