Wayne's World has held up ridiculously well. I watch it regularly.

I watch Children of Men with an album playing over it. It's a cool looking movie, but the dialog is pretty terrible. Especially Julianne Moore. I'm so glad she gets shot in the throat.

I'll call you a hearse. This is for Cody.

Knocked Up was a drama with Seth Rogen's wisecracks duct taped to the side. Heigl's bosses at E! make me want to kill.

He's the grammer poleese, not the spelly enforcer persons

agreed he has deliberately been causing all suffering in this world

The five dollar footlong song is so awful that it makes me not want to take advantage of such a fantastic value.

it's after judgement day, so the AMA is a wisp of vaporized bones and no longer has the authority to keep people from performing procedures without seven years of useless "education"

dear fascist bully boy, give me more money you bastard. may the seed of your loins grow in the belly of your woman. neil

hows dad?
how dare you ask me that! you know i have absolutely no idea who he is

one convenient location…in africa
i've got it licked. and i would like to lick…that sandwich
oh yeah? what you gonna do about it? -eat pizza. pizza time pizza time pizza time
no clamdigger

-usually by now i'd be honkin down a big ole panda steak. with home fries
-its the stop being a pussy and go be gay alarm
-i killed a man for her and she doesnt even know my name. high school all over again
-whats the matter? they dont got jazz in vietnam?
-mumumu talkin like you in iraq. go on to the moon with yo…

we were wondering if we could all go family style on her

i didn't know i couldn't do that.

how can black people get ahead?

i actually busted that one out this week. i got blank stares. really awkward movie to quote if people haven't seen it.

good times!

morphine is bad for you

people actually listen to mc chris when he isn't talking to a ball of meat?

If I was married with a bunch of kids, and my wife revealed that she liked any Eminem song. I would immediately get a divorce.