Break dancing is the only thing that can stop evil developers.

Rock and roll had become stagnant, and "Achy Breaky Heart" was seven years away.

Since forcing an audience to endure a character's embarrassing failures is what passes for comedy these days, I think pro- and anti-Foot Fist critics should be identified like the (R)s and (D)s for politicians.

Disagree about Newsradio. Great show, but the pilot, and first season, are much harder to watch than all the other seasons.

They can base one on Yojimbo.

Put a bag over her muggy face, and a gag in her mouth so she can't tell any annoying, unfunny jokes.

What's a rant?

They also mentioned Moe's Snakehandling faith.

I don't like the Moppets because their pitched-up voices are annoying.

It's a real shame because the Venture Brothers is a much better show than the Colbert Report.

The Man- I'm turning this disco into a hockey rink.
Black Dracula- You mean a honky rink!

That's weird, I just read about this Russian guy Yuri Norstein who has been working on a feature length Gogol adaptation for the past thirty years and is only half done.

I was weeping through almost all of Ikiru.
Never actually cried for Fry's dog, but I've come close.
Got very choked up at the end of Tokyo Story.

At first it will be a slowly paced, joke-light take on medieval stories with stoners and a go-nowhere romantic subplot, but by half way through it will simply be what it's supposed to be subverting.

What I see lately is Family Guy being itself completely. Every episode is pretty similar to other Family Guy episodes, but every Family Guy episode is unlike all the other cartoon shows.

Family Guy's been kicking ass. I don't know what Heisler's been talking about.

I was gonna take a quote from your article to show why it sounds like less fun than church, but every line works equally well.

Right on about hoping for the 10/75/5 structure. It obviously won't be like that.

It's hard to make jokes about W that are funnier than W himself.

"Cat Party," that's so five months ago. I'm all about "Dog Party" now.