The way I see it The Wire is Dickens, Breaking Bad is Shakespearean/Greek Tragedy. They're both fucking fantastic, but they're trying for different things.

Is this the end of Zombie Shakespeare?

Oh yeah, watched it last year. I was actually kind of sad when I finished it since it meant there were no more new episodes for me to watch.

Honestly, I think the "Homer looks for a new bar sequence" from "Bart, where's my wallet?" to "Come here, puff puff!" is the show's finest two minute stretch.

Yes, but how much was Michael Crichton’s Billy and the Cloneasauraus?

If the Cheers gimmick posters do not show up next week, I will be greatly disappointed.

You look like a man who has trouble satisfying his wife!

Simple Solution: 9 men play the field, 8 men bat. No pitcher/DH silliness.

I admire the amount of balls Showtime had to air the premiers of Homeland season 3 and Masters of Sex against the Breaking Bad finale.

To be fair to Motolla, nobody's cited the directing as part of the problems with the Newsroom.

Wait a second, are you me? Cause I thought the same thing about all of this.

Ehh, the Kate Upton "Stop masturbating to me." line was pretty great.

Horrible sadness? So you're Phyllis.

In L. A. there used to be adds on the backs of buses for Accidentes Dos Dos Dos Dos Dos Dos Dos.

Is it just me, or does E-Cigarette Smoking Man strike you as the type of character Conan would have featured for five seconds on Late Night?

"Aliens don't exist. They were made up by Gene Roddenberry so indoor kids would have something to live for."

Yeah, I've got no bone to pick with Diablo Cody ( I liked Juno, really dug Young Adult), but this episode was kind of flat. The Owen stuff was great, but the main plot just kind of sat there.

Wait, what? Link please?

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I'm seeing double, four assholes!