Same.

Blast HardCheese!

I'm going to have to file that one away in my insult drawer.

I think I've heard the funky chicken cheer before, but the chewing tobacco chant was new to me.

Now Doctor, let's leave the two Cookie imposters alone. Hopefully one will eat the other.

Semi-related, when I was a kid, Cathedral High used to have their mascot painted on the side of a building right next to the 110N. I don't know why, but that phantom creeped me out when I was little.

My high school's football team went 0-10 two out of four years I was there. Unsurprisingly, the football jocks weren't viewed as gods.

Fat kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks

"This is ripe for parody. This is ripe."

[FARTS IN ABSENTIA]

Well, I can't say any of us expected this Inventory.

Flowers In The Attic 2: Back 2 the Attic

Ahh, a typical Tuesday night. Got it.

So, how long until the uncut Les Cousins Dangereux remake gets released?

Lee Daniels' The Butler Based On The Nov…sigh, this just isn't funny anymore.

That's some good timing. Happy birthday, keep circulating the tapes.

In sad news that I thought the AVC audience would like to know about, the statue of Rocky and Bullwinkle in Los Angeles has been removed. Apparently, Dreamworks is going to repair it, but there's no word on where the statue will be placed after it's fixed up.

Power Rangers classic reviews are only available if you subscribe to AV Club Plus.

Eh, there's nothing good on tonight. I'm just gonna go fondle my sweaters.

I shall express my sadness by dancing to "Picture In A Frame."