Lira!

Wait, what's the current speculation regarding his day job? Besides "scout for an alien race,"

Please, this isn't the real O'Neal. It's one of the countless doubles he uses to keep us off the scent. You know, like Blofeld.

I agree.

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The cool people (like Mark) wear a Canadian Tuxedo!

Can I split the difference and become a recluse who makes royalties off his spectacular failure?

Oh, hi, @avclub-022199896b1f52952c180b60caa681bd:disqus. I didn't know it was you.

I was kind of hoping that in between scenes, Sean would shave without any explanation why.

BRING BACK SEA HUNT!

I liked the first two segments, but the Nixon editing GI Zapp only really got me when he yelled "Bastards" as a substitute line.

I have just finished Hannibal, and it was fucking insane. Now, I ask you wise denizens of the AV Club, should I watch Orphan Black or Orange Is The New Black?

We don't need none of yer fancy game show learnin round these parts.

"Taylor is the most sane person in the music industry."

Coiiiiiiinciiiiiidennnnnceeeeeee!

I included "Cease To Exist" on my Halloween playlist last year just so I could say to people "This is a Charles Manson song."

El Dan, you better not be behind this! I thought we raised you better!

As amazingly cringy as the "Lady" scene is. I let out a distinct pained "ugh" when Cindy said Sam's like a sister to her. Not to get all "Nice Guy," but I think most people have had a crush who cavalierly mentions being in to someone else, so that scene just cuts for being too real.

Hey, no need to explain anything to me. I got it on in a van at Woodstock so I'm not judging anybody.

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