For old time's sake:
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This is one of the first results when you image search Chris Sabo. It's easily the nerdiest sports ad ever:

Nice dolphin, @avclub-da496e2db2e50a068b4ae5549d4ae1b0:disqus.

I'm just picturing the Stephen J Cannell Productions tag, but with a Hare Krishna at the typewriter.

@avclub-6d0cbc987f0ee695ca4e8d07ecde8d7a:disqus: I don't know, I think it would actually be easier to rob Gary Payton's place.

I'm not sure what my second favorite gag in that ad is: McGwire bashing the keyboard or Senator Bill Bradley stealing a portable tv.

I like to imagine that Stephen A. Smith was just dropped on ESPN's doorstep in a basket one day, and the network didn't know what to do with him, so they just decided to put him on air.

EVERYBODY PANTS

They were both great, but I've always been a Kenny Mayne fan at heart. His dry goofiness really hit my comedy heart.

At my public high school in Los Angeles, I took yoga to fulfill my P. E. requirement.

Man, just about anybody can achieve the Glow these days. Lame.

Or else he gets the hose again!

Well, get this, gang. From Wikipedia:

Same.

The soundtrack album is pretty fun too. Lots of great faux-period songs, albeit with obvious modern production.

And America's Sweetheart, Christopher Walken is in it too!

The quick shot of the rest of the employees rolling their eyes the minute Denholm left was also pretty great.

SPOILERS!

As funny as this episode was, the biggest non-lunchroom laugh I had tonight was Brock yelling "Spanakopita!" at the end of the preview.

All I wanted was a HankCo shirt, and that was one of Week 1's shirts, so I should be good unless there's something amazing coming up in the next few weeks.