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Mike Love: The man with the most ironic name in music.

"Well, that was a freebie" will also be said by anyone using a Netflix one month free trial to watch the episodes. 

Please, like anybody wanted to see his Linus.

Curse you England, you got us again!

Have the singing shows really burned through so many former pop stars that we've now reached Debbie Gibson?

Well, he's hosted some crappy reality shows in England, so I guess I'm amused that he's "big enough" to do it over here now.

Hey, that's Black Dynamite, show some damn respect.

I'd say it's more like Celebrity Stars In Their Eyes:
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Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but it seems to me that when the giant that holds up the earth dies, we are screeewwwed.

Oh, stop badgering him.

I just want to point out that Will.He.Is is one of the judges on the UK Voice. I don't know how we Americans dodged that bullet.

I've been a fan of Carol Danvers for a while now and I was pretty excited when she got promoted to Captain Marvel, but I was really turned off by the art in the first issue. It was just too rough and murky-colored.

Let the record state that Ed Begley Jr. appeared in not one, but two series finales this year. I'm hoping he makes a cameo in the last episode of Breaking Bad so he can get the hat trick.

In case you didn't have a reason to hate the Gramys before, last year Grammys Executive Producer Ken Ehrlich made a statement regarding how Brown was going to perform on the award show for the first time since the domestic abuse incident. It read as follows: