The reading of "… or his God will punish him!" is so delightful. It's the perfect little blend of madness, hope and disrespect.

"Clean house, no silverfish, I could've been really happy here."

This episode's chalkboard gag, "Five days is not too long to wait for a gun," was disturbingly relevant to contemporary society.

Is Channel-surferland anything like the Land of Chocolates?

Great, now I've become @avclub-78d66e7514954eb0c2a6a7067a792d66:disqus.

My favorite gag in the episode:

The eating of an orange is a lot like a marriage.

And now a Mother's Day message from Mr. T.

Well, if you're not planning on doing it, I will. Then again, I am the kind of guy who comments "Your life is so hard" when people complain about having to make dinner and other such shit.

Jeesh, yeah, I was at Hallmark yesterday and my options were either the strangely romantic or allegedly funny cards where the gag is "Haha, you're tired and overworked."

You know nothing,Mike Dukakis.

Game of Boners.

Are you offering her to the Cybermen?

Probably. I suspect a lead role on network pays more than a supporting role on cable.

Also, we need Megan Hilty to visit Paradise so she can hang with mini-Megan Hilty.

God, Centralia is fucking crazy. I read about it when I was ten or so and it gave me nightmares. 

Okay, but only if he still said that in his wry news anchor voice.

New York's hottest club is Fuck You, NBC.

What? No, I have to wait until June 2nd now?

@avclub-cd3695fb409b3ce6dc60ca44b08983ac:disqus: I would have given you a like because that was clever, but it mostly made me sad.