Is this the end of Zombie Shakespeare?

So, you're saying that Happy Endings season 4 will be streamed directly to our brains in 2020?

I went to this year's Derby and it was an amazing race, especially because I had money on Goldencents. Naturally, I'll be cheering that pony on to victory.

Holy crap, I saw Miami Connection on Saturday too, albeit in a movie theater. It's easily the most entertaining terrible movie I've ever seen. Also, let's be clear, they're drug-dealing motorcycle ninjas. The distinction is important.

you're not afraid of sharks
you're not afraid of cancer
you're just afraid of snakes

I like that F. Murray Abraham's played two different roles on the show.

I couldn't help but read this in a "Sam the Eagle" voice.

And to think, it was no less than five years ago that CBS of all networks aired a drama called Swingtown about a group of swingers in suburban 1970s Chicago.

@avclub-022199896b1f52952c180b60caa681bd:disqus: Quiet Lisa, the dog's barking.

I know I'm not alone in wanting a TV Club Classic for the original Life On Mars/Ashes to Ashes, right?

@avclub-022199896b1f52952c180b60caa681bd:disqus: Some days I think we're all animatronics voiced by Frank Welker.

I imagine that zebra burgers have black and white stripes?

Glory to you, Bender Rodriguez

The only Altman I've given up on was "Quintet." I got about halfway through and determined it wasn't really going anywhere.

@avclub-41e23e24ee2670c4128cd7e5e5ee42ab:disqus is ejected from the ambulance, rolls on to freeway.

I mean, he just needs to do this week's and next week's. It's not like season5 is a major commitment.

So, we've officially moved on to AV Club: The Next Generation…

I write mysteries under the name of J. D. McGregor.

Sorry, this is a CBS show, we have to censor those two Fucks.

To be fair to Martha, she was only a med student at the time she ran off with the Doctor. She probably didn't have much of a clothes budget either.