Phil Silvers once stood next to Berle at a urinal. He looked down and said "You'd better feed that thing, or it's liable to turn on you!"

"There was some weird piece of information where Lou Bega’s strangely
related to somebody in a band from Chicago, Treaty Of Paris. Phil Kosch
is his nephew, and he’s in Treaty Of Paris, who I’m not super familiar
with, but I’ve heard of the band. Isn’t that strange?"

I heard "Who Let The Dogs Out" on the radio a few months ago. I had to pull over to the side of the road because I was so shocked.

ओः, तहत'स जुषत सिल्ल्य.

I know it's been shown at specialty theaters for "one night only" screenings, but it is odd that he hasn't released it to home video yet.

I want that to be a reality. If Parker brought half the fun of his Agents of Atlas to Superman, it would be a blast.

REAL LIZARD BEING AND A REAL HERO
REAL LIZARD BEING AND A REAL HERO
REAL LIZARD BEING AND A REAL HERO
REAL LIZARD BEING AND A REAL HERO

This is Kent Brockman with a special bulletin: The Lincoln Squirrel has been assassinated. We'll stay with the story all night if we have to.

God, I read the Reddit post where some guy made the false connection between the student and the bombers. It was the biggest circlejerk I've ever seen, and for Reddit that's saying something. Somebody even wrote "We scooped the FBI!"

Reminds me of how my Facebook feed on Monday was filled with people saying they were sending their prayers to Boston and other such useless platitudes. I eventually got so sick of it that I eventually posted a link to the Red Cross donation page saying "I'm sure Boston appreciates the Facebook statuses, but how about…

You laugh, but I want to point out that in his rambling manifesto Christopher Dorner included regrets that he was going to miss the Hangover III.

Love that movie. And as a tie-in to my initial post, Don Cheadle's character in Boogie Nights, Buck Swope, is named after Putney.

I remember an unblurred bird appearing on ER about a decade ago.

People who campaign against seat belt laws should be involved in more collisions.

This Week's Peep Show Words Of Wisdom:

I had to rewind that moment, as it was just so delicious that I wanted to watch it again.

Ahh, the Venus Butterfly. It's up there with the Rusty Venture and the Mexican Halloween. 

Oh god, I didn't even think of that. Shit, that is going to be terrifying.

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I can see this partnership going great until one inevitably betrays the other. No matter what, it's going to be a fun ride.