There is a rumor going around that Bradley as the First Doc could make an appearance in the 50th anniversary episode.

Plus Bradley's going to play William Hartnell in the tv movie they're doing about the making of the Doctor Who.

In touch with the ground

The guy at the guitar store said I have the hair of a while Aziz Ansari. 

Do you even know what "on the fence" means?

Damn you and your ability to read.

X-Men come back to life more often than Jesus.

SPOILERS, DUH

Every couch gag up til 2008. I'm going to assume you wanted something like this:

Davos Seaworth: Onion Knight

I bought "The Last Dragon" for four bucks at a grocery store, Sho'nuff, it's one of my better investments.

Fox has already released this week's Simpsons couch gag. It's a Breaking Bad tribute with a surprising twist ending:

I got better!

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Pictured above, DJ Skratch Kat, MC Skat Kat's lesser known, but vastly more talented cousin.

Co-signed.

I was hoping for a "White Lana."

Towards the end when they had that shot of Mallory talking to the rest of the gang about what happened, I noticed Ray wasn't there and I thought "Holy shit snacks, did the power surge cripple him?." It made me stupid happy when that was revealed to be the case.

I let out an Archeresque "WOOOOOH!" when Captain Murphy referenced Pod Six.

I think you're projecting our collective wish for Will's death to that character himself.