Nice

ANYONE AGREE
He made this too soon?

Ah come on they threw in the link to the Beggin' Strips site for nothing. Seriously, am I going to buy Beggin' Strips for any reason just because the AV Club briefly mentions them in comparison to a shitty food? Link=unnecessary

I THOUGHT
This column was going to be in the blog each week…not that I'm complaining or anything.

THE WU PEANUTS
Are wisdom

Also, it's Asinof and not Asimof

WOW
I mean…all deaths are surprising and terrible, but this one is really out of the blue

UH…REALLY?
"Even if animal research resulted in a cure for AIDS, we'd be against it" - Ingrid Newkirk

And plus, not all animals have paws. I JUST PWNED HER ASS!

WHAT ABOUT
Our Daily Bread? Shouldn't that be number one?

TOM, KATHY, MY NAME IS DOCTOR STEVEN POOP
I'm sorry, there's absolutely nothing I can do for your son, but I can do the robot.

ALRIGHT
If this got an A- Wall-E better step up to the plate and get a solid A…but I think it will

They're both guilty of pandering to the "short attention span" crowd, but The Soup is way more witty than the failed comedians on Best Week Ever that I've never heard of and who are almost always painfully unfunny. The Soup is sharp satire, while the folks on Best Week Ever comes off as annoying as what they're trying…

I AM
Rabidly pro-bongo

Yes, they're John Mayer lyrics. And they are shitty.

.
Someday I'll fly
Someday I'll soar
Someday I'll be so damn much more
Cause I'm bigger than my body gives me credit for

HEY
What about the key in Pirates of the Caribbean 2

EARLY-ONSET PRETENTIOUSNESS
Also called "Little Hipster Syndrome"

WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER
Lindsay: What 'cha doing?
Andy: Writing in my gournal. I write my thoughts in it every day.
Lindsay: Oh, you mean a journal?
Andy: Yeah, whatever. I guess I'm not all smart like you.

PIC ON FRONT PAGE
Anybody else think of a fat Jon Stewart?