BLOOMINGDALES
My mom calls it Bloomies!

SO…
The "Mystery Dungeon" thing is an actual series? I just thought it was a shitty Pokemon spinoff.

CONGRATULATIONS
On the marriage!

OH COME ON
If you're gonna kill squirrels, they gotta be gray squirrels. The red ones are tiny and cute and rare.

SO
Here's the debate: is hand-drawn animation truly superior to CGI?

I THINK
The track "This Is How You Spell 'HAHAHA, We Destroyed the Hopes and Dreams of a Generation of Faux-Romantics' " breaks some sort of longest-song-name record…

GLOCKENSPIEL
Quite underused instrument

I BEt
He smokes a lot of weed….his initials speak for themselves

handsome paper-pushing heartbreaker?
Do I detect a man-crush, Scott?