J. Goooooooo!  The Gooster!  Captain Goobing of the S.S. Firstie!  Making comments!

Here comes a true story.

But not as cool as "Bootsy Collins"

Talk about a moment that gets me every time - I often get chills at that whole speech.

Had a feeling one of you would interpret it that way.

"This disease still exists while resources go into making a computer win a game show"

Needs more clockwork owl.

A friend and I joined an ESPN 10 team league full of randoms on a last-second whim, and he is in the final game with minimal attention to his team and not even that great of a record.  It happens.

"Please!  I have a family!"
"Oh well, then you REALLY need this!"

Thank you for including Eddie Campbell in here!  He's been one of my favorites since I stumbled across his Bacchus series.

Nice - got themselves a little renewal jibber.

That sounds like something Jerry Lewis would say on his deathbed.

For the record (and yes the internet keeps records now in the cloud), I don't devalue the catchiness of repetition in some cases, from 12 bar blues to the late Sir George whose mind was set on you very emphatically.

Either they don't know, won't show, or don't care about composition that suggests Mondrian.

I SING THE SAME THING!
OVER AND OVER AGAIN!

And lo, Noah's penis created Ham.

How'd you get a scar like that, tough guy?  Eating matzoh?

Voted Slings and Arrows as well - it's fantastic.  Plus if you're a Kids in the Hall fan, it has Mark McKinney in it (my favorite Kid), who is also one of the co-writers.

I make it more interesting personally by substituting the word "pants" wherever I choose, as it works for everything.

I was slightly annoyed it got called out as "hey internet, this happened!"  That was supposed to be a moment where Fishbone fans heard the song, recognized it, made the connection to the guest, laughed to themselves about how awesome The Roots are, and kept their fucking mouths shut.