I wish they'd called it "Chattin' 'Bout Jesus"  :(

Or that nice Hi-Diddle boy, you know the one that went away to be in the moving pictures?

He's old!  His skin is cold!  His favorite pretzels are Rold Gold!

When I was back there in Journalism school

As someone who agrees Beanie Wells was once deserving of lineup nirvana,
as a fantasy owner of him I am weary of seeing him listed as "questionable" every week.  Time to call Terry Bradshaw.  As "Bobbum Man" of course.

It struck me that they might have mined the concept a little too hard but it resulted in bits I thought were legitimately funny (the password protection a definite highlight).  The more I consider it, it's more sly than it initially seems.

Mine is Leslie Nielsen's tombstone fart joke - I'd be ok if that was the pop up for everything.

The question is now "Who IS NOT going to be in this movie?".

Think of the children indeed - put em right up front for a Boss Package Rush Delivery!

Shhh don't turn such a harsh light on my need for internet validation….

I will remain forever convinced this was planned beforehand and executed as planned.  It looked far too rehearsed to claim "whoops" after the fact.  Let me ask you this then - what was the planned outcome of Timberlake marching up and pulling at her bustier?  If the wardrobe didn't "malfunction" and reveal actual…

"You invited Eric instead of me?  Can't you see he pales in comparison?"

All I know is now I will randomly say "I like tacos" apropos of nothing.

Hey Phil Spector, how's that legacy going?  Kinda dicey, eh?  Yeah, I hear you - personally I came into this article for the taco party ad discussion.  Ouch, right?

The FBI could be forgiven if they somehow got the impression that all Juggalos were actual ninjas instead of euphemistic ones.

Makes you wonder what Pete was doing under the sheets when he was trying to stumble upon what it was via blind luck.

Smoooooke on the crotch hair!
A Fire in the Belly!

This surely was the episode with the least football, but I did enjoy the way they made the "I'm dropping Vernon Davis!" reference.

Overall I thought it was solid, apart from what was pointed out: Kevin inexplicably running from the room with the most water to the room with the most ridicule (or his character is really intended to be a caricature of married man helplessness).

When I see the "Chevy Runs Deep" ad campaign, I tap the bottom of the bottle for Ice Cube.