Jesse Spencer totally sold this episode for me. Yes, it was trite, but he has a somewhat grounding persona as Chase, and was compelling as the lead. 
When he was MIA for Season 4 (well, parts of), this guy definitely paid attention.

So, All Dawes?

It sounds like you've self-diagnosed yourself with CA already. 
But don't worry, your failed lack of firstie, or a 'failed firstie' means, you have not contracted the CancerAIDS and you'll be here longer than any of us could have, or would want to, imagine.

Such a fantastic interview. 
I always love Bill Lawrence interviews, he is so open and eloquent. 
*swoons*

You should have ended that sentence with a question mark to see how the crowd would react.

It will either be Leonard, due to a way-too hot microwave pizza, or because his prescription socks cut off blood circulation, leading to gangrene which he was too stubborn to attend to.

A truly great obit. 
I don't think I'll read a better one, the rest will be surface bullshit, more interested in the goings on of now than any recollections of a pretty great career.

This is a guy pining for a 50 year old chick who keeps acting like she's 23 years old and should have given up or aged gracefully.

The Beach Boys used to say 'Move Like Jagger', back when it was 70s smack talk. 
I'm sure they'll feel like they're being insulted.

He certainly resembles his dad, doesn't he?

There are currently no plot details, and that's how it shall remain.

This episode was nowhere near as disappointing as your firstie.

It's always nice when the first post is bang on the money.

Where's the Big Red Yes?

I only found about her because of that SNL Gig article. 
Before that, I had no idea who she was.

I logged in just so I could flag this comment!

But you let the other Dave Gahan in!
Sorry, it's No Dave Gahans club, not Dave Gahan. We're allowed one.

Or an inlet.

Given how old Fear Factor is, I think NBC blew their load to late in this case, and still have something of a mess on their hands…

Who's Scott Gordon?