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What do you think this is, the "Friends" audition list for "Black women Joey and Ross fight over" ?

Just imagine how ridiculous it will seem.

Will that be followed by that new weight-loss show for clairvoyants
"Large Mediums" ?

I took it he grovelled to Serena because after seeing how Putnam's case turned out, he thought "Oh shit, that cold bitch is going to get me slaughtered if I don't keep her sweet"

Me too. At first I thought it was going to be castration.

That genuinely made me want to laugh and cry at the same time!

The minute I saw the handmaids gather for a stoning, I was so SO sure it was going to be revealed to be Nick.

"… for HER!"

"What?"

Back from where - Lake Titicaca?

And to thank you for that little rant, I'd like to bestow on you the visual image of poor Melania, countless nights spent nuzzling the taint of Trump. With a face like a taint, imagine what his taint looks like? Go on, imagine it, I'll wait.

"What is the worst advice you ever got from a director?"

Of course we'll be compatible! - I'm sure I'll like everything Cute Barista likes!

Does everyone frequent their favourite Starbucks really just to subtly flirt with a particular cute barista? I'm now wondering if all the baristas are aware and compare notes on who has the most regular admirers.

The YUCK letter: Was anyone else reminded of that episode of Sex and the City where Bobby Cannavale's character had the "funky-tasting-spunk", and to prove it to him, Samantha made him taste it.

Dammit!

" … but we’ve discussed the idea of me pegging him, and that I can get behind."

" … had significant scarring on his balls and taint … he fell on a piece of farm machinery and wound up straddling a scalding-hot pipe."

I heard that in Will Smith's voice.

Well, I guess - judging by that pic - I can add Megyn Kelly to the long list of people who are older than Alex Jones but look younger.