Yeah, I hear Ilana and Abby have him pegged for an episode or two …

Yass queen!!

"Congrats on all your success, Seacrest, you did good"

I see what they did there - having the music from "The Nutcracker" playing while Lionel is - erm - playing with his nuts …

I find it hard to believe there were Black kids who needed the origin of the Geordie Laforge outfit explained to them

"But at least he’s not out here performing a sexual improv show called Whose Mouth Is It Anyway?"

She has that Bachelorette thing working for her - you know, kinda like Isobel

At last the view - is FIERCE

"This show includes graphic violence (rape) and gore, profanity, alcohol/drugs/smoking, and frightening/intense scenes. The purpose of this email is to provide you with this information …

Michael Dorn returning as Worf or GTFO!

"Be sure to read Ashley Ray-Harris’s lovely pre-air review."

*shrieks in panic*

Funny how Mercer tells Emma Watson he wants to "look people in the eye" - but the movie poster above crops out the top half of Emma Watson's face, so ensures that we can't …

"There will never be a cooler vice president than Joe Biden, but Hillary Clinton’s running mate, Tim Kaine, could have come close."

WAR - what is it good for?

"DON’T INTERRUPT ME!
YOU’RE ALWAYS WITH THE TALKING!!
I JUST GOT (KICKED) OFF A PLANE
GIVE ME A MOMENT TO CATCH MY BREATH
IT’S THE LEAST YOU CAN DO
AND YOU STILL HAVEN’T TOLD ME
WHERE!
THE HELL!
YOUR STUPID BATHROOM IS!!!!"

"Sir, you can't use the toilet"
"Piss off!"

"WHERE'S … THE …
BATHROOM WHERE'S THE BATHROOM?
I NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM!
YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ME WHERE THE BATHROOM IS …"

Nice article. I confess that I usually don't bother clicking on the Supper Club articles, but I'm glad I did with this one - I enjoyed reading the whole thing (maybe because Ovaltine and Horlicks invoke memories of my grandmother - oh dear, I'm getting all teary now …)

"Rosario Dawson is skipping The Punisher and wants to be in a Star Wars movie"