Bish please!

Question: Sorry if this sounds dumb, but can you actually CALL an Uber driver?

I rewatched the pilot barely a month ago and I'd forgotten that scene by the time I saw this finale.

Speaking of cliches, I'm happy that at least we didn't have the scene of Nick calling Jess's phone when she was hiding in Schmidt's kitchen - and then being surprised to hear it ringing from the other room …

It did feel very meta when Cece and Jess were crying and saying "I'm going to miss you" - "It's just for one summer".

I feel like the Bitch Witch series is something that actually existed … right around the time Gossip Girl was a thing …

I reckon they missed a trick by not having Furguson sitting in the lobby while Jess was trying to get in, instead of that pooch.

*******Coming to FOX this fall*******

Nice to see a re-appearance by June Diane Raphael in what may be the last ever episode.

Winston: "You been keeping in touch with the diaper bandit??"

I'll miss Winston and Aly and Furguson!

I laughed and laughed at the old lady's shit-covered face.

In summation,

"Daddy’s little girl, princess of my world,
I never knew a beauty like this before.
So clever and cute, an angel with an attitude,
I want her, all mine, all of the time.
I know songs like this can come off weird.
But there’s nothing weird about helping daddy trim his beard!

Scary doll movies are so passe!

Replacement Vivian was so wack, her first name shoulda been Knick Knack Patty!

SILLY ME! - I mistook the AV club article about Schmidt's name-reveal (which was put up right after the episode aired) as the ACTUAL episode review - so I was commenting away about this episode under the WRONG ARTICLE!

OUTSIDE DAVE!

I loved Aly's tired and exasperated commentary throughout this episode - when dealing with Nick, and when watching Winston and Schmidt squabble.

Cece: "I love you Winston!"