Meggy, to Wes: "But … we tell each other everything"

Tarsem Singh, director of "The Cell" has gone on record to say he wanted Julianne Moore as the lead - but the studio went for "the more popular Jennifer Lopez"

Damn!

And dancing together in her office when the going was good …

Cush Jump, AV Club? Seriously?

Hmm…

"Nobody is screwing anyone every night forever."

Aww, don't be scared! Here, let me make you feel protected by rubbing myself on you while you google it …

“I’m not super-excited to be there for my boyfriend to sexually disappoint another woman at the same time as me.”

Yep. Tell him, boy, bye!

Yep. And given that his insomnia would be immediately CURED after the deed is done, how would he get himself home every night afterwards?

Wow - now see, I could have bet money that that first letter would elicit a 4-word answer:

It was! The doctor prescribed sexual healing - for when he gets that feeling

Even though I'm not a fan of Melania Trump and her Bond-villainess demeanour, I have to give her props. 'Cos you know - unlike WOES, Trump is not settling for once a week. She has to have that gross, sweaty orange flaky, sweaty mass ALL over her like a slimy octopus - every night for the rest of her life!

I know, bless their hearts, saying she's *now* a racist. What did they think she was all this time?

A couple of days ago, on Fox News, the anchor was talking about Obamacare with a republican pundit, and the anchor said that Obama "is notoriously thin-skinned"

Also, can you believe that AS OF TODAY, after everything, Trump is still leading in the polls with white voters.

Hopefully they'll be forever smeared by the taint of Trump …

Wait, you mean Abbi Jacobson has actually been an artist the whole time? THE WHOLE TIME? *the whole time!*

“the first male associate at a groundbreaking all-female law firm,”